"i havent put on weight. your eyes are fat"

in chronological order,


HVV printed tunic,  S&B leggings, Dorothy Perks cardi, Guess heels.

you know what? heels are not made to walk in. my feet were killed by the heels. could barely stagger home after the long day outside. wtf i am such a weakling when it comes to heels ): love the height and long legs. hate the discomfort and pain.

and my diet is complete FAIL. fail fail fail fail TTM. fml fml fml fml fml fml fml

so fail together with me okay? mwahahahahahahahaha. nooooo seriously i need to stop eating and start running for my life.

dunno why my hair is so freaking messy and my face looks like a pancake?! flat and fat. but regardless. the printed tunic is loves.



 chiffon top and balenciaga-inspired jacket. is it me or did my jacket go out of shape? boohoo. and my shorts are so worn! i need new black shorts!

everyone knows where to get this from. no you dont?


please ask for extra chilli and vinegar!

so we traipsed over to bedok to look for drinktea, but sadly i wasn’t impressed. not a single bit…

got the caramel milk tea and roast milk tea with their roselle pearls. however, it just tasted normal and overpoweringly tea-ish to me. incomparable to KOI in my opinion… i dont intend to buy from drinktea again. it’s a waste of my calories and money! KOI grass jelly milk tea any day. granted the roselle pearls are nice and chewy but too chewy for my taste i prefer them small and soft like KOI’s. ok i just love KOI alot okay and really dont have any preference for drinktea.



random $10 dress from AMKhub, nude clutch from , look at QQ being kpo!


and a massive amount of clothes-spammage!

 navy bodycon dress. totally flattering to boot and makes me look slimmer, i like! hawhaw. great buy for only $24!

 coral rosette toga, brilliant color for CNY! hmmmm i need to start putting together my outfits for CNY or something spoilt for choices! love the rosette details on the strap 🙂

 tri-color halter tube dress, tucked in the halter strap cos it looks better without, methinks. super classy and it looks awesome paired with my new necklace! tad tight at my butt though boohoo. fat fat ): 

HVV abstract pastel frock, abso-sweet but i dont feel very WOW in it… maybe it just looked too good on other people or i had really high expectations for it :/

ATBU turquoise chiffon overlay dress, i love the turquoise color like mad, so pretty! size S is a lil short on me though mmmm but i still hearts it!

and i waited for like almost two months for this bag but it’s finally here

ok thats about it for now. i am having such a dreary Monday ): it’s just soooo windyyy and i feel soooo sleeeeeepy!
btw the title of the post is a really funny quote from sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com, everyone should totally check out that blog. it’s hilarious! i’m gonna use all their one-liners from now on for my blog entry titles haha. 

some of my favourites,

 “Can you hold… can you hold my starfish? It doesn’t like it when I’m getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py.”

“You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules.”

“I’m baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.”

“I don’t want to die! I love sex. And furry animals.”

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”

hahahahaa damn funny please i wish my bf said such funny things in his sleep but nooo. he only mutters rubbish and hokkien in his sleep so ahbeng! not funny at all. 

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